I saw Hitler at the Schengen office
Muttering to the officer poring over profiles
“Nein. Zu Braun.” Stamp.
Red Letters over the offending face
A white St. Peter at the gates nodding
“Nein. Schwarz!” Stamp.
Too many of them coming in these days
Shithole places.
Not enough Nordics, not enough at all.
“Nein. Kommunist?” Stamp.
Illegal wreckers of order, burdening, ungrateful
Russian spies even
Even worse, rapefugees infiltrating
Using academic conferences
PhD positions, tourism, lectures?? Lectures??
How can one of them lecture our people??
Bring our children to their abodes
South of Heaven, the Savage Lands
The Muslim and Slavic phenotypes
Across the bridge, horror and despotism
Away from the Eagle’s watchful gaze
His lethal (justified!!) talons ready
“Nein. Rassenhygiene, dummkopf!”
Stamp. The hopeful student burnt alive
His oversize genitals betraying his brain
The books unborn aborted with ink
The sterile chambers where immigrants huddle
Zyklon B replaced by mute disinfectant
The invasive weeds uprooted then cast in fire
The clinical calipers measuring each skull
The cameras and fingerprints and Quislings
The lists sent back to the Little Eichmanns
The stacks of papers that bear witness
That the suited candidate is close enough to Aryanhood
That he may be trusted to enter the Fourth Reich
And benefit the racial Lebensraum through his labour
I saw Hitler in the Schengen office, barely disguised
Peering at a profile very carefully through firm fingers
Skull measurements, racial statistics, bank statements
Whistling Ode to Joy as he flipped the blue marked sheaf
Musing his victory over all Europe with visible pride
“Ja. Ehrenarier”.
Stamp.